#catnip for scientists

[greentrickster]

Honestly, from everything I know and have heard about scientists in real life, if magic got shown to be indisputably real, they'd probably be some of the first to latch onto it, to a sound track of, "Can I please have a grant to study this, I want to study this, I want to study this so bad, please, I wanna run tests, I already have so many tests I want to run and we only found out about this yesterday, please give me grant money please please please please please-!!!"

[redrumrose]

"Long nights tossing and turning? Wrestling a restless mind till the wee hours of the morning? Fear not! The Doctor has an easy solution for you!"

Disclaimer - Said 'Doctor' is a wanted criminal.

[continuousmeowing]

the patient needs stories about unethical science and self destruction to live ,.,,

[gilfrespecter]

Tho tbh the only thing keeping me from being insane about sister carpenter RN is Beautiful Fall Weather and Anticipation For Rewatching Rgu And Also Work

[jinjeriffic]

DCxDP Crack Prompt

Danny is the Ghost King apparent. What he doesn't know, is that anyone who has died and come back to life is inexplicably drawn to him. Not necessarily in a sexual way, more like they subconsciously want to bask in his presence. And coming back from the dead applies to a lot of heroes. Basically, Danny is a catnip mouse tossed into a room full of bored cats.

Now the Danny gets dragged to a gala and meets the Bats is a classic setup, but also consider:

Danny at a tech convention, with various undercover heroes there to keep an eye out for potential mad scientists or inventions that supervillains might want to steal.

Adult Danny as the newest engineering hire on the Watchtower.

Tourist Danny at the Hall of Justice.

The heroes trying to figure out why the hell Ra's/Vandal Savage etc. are suddenly so interested in this random teenager.

Paramedic/firefighter etc. Danny at a disaster scene.

Danny at a superhero fan convention, where some heroes are present for a meet and greet/panel etc.

Meanwhile Danny is trying to figure out why he's suddenly so popular and any hero who hasn't died is trying to figure out wtf is wrong with everyone around them.

[foldingfittedsheets]

My friend @supernovasolace has been sharing some stories from their partner G’s eating habits and each one is funnier than the last so I finally begged permission to write about it and they both agreed. His actual permission was: “I want you to make whatever art your heart desires. Get as weird with it as you want, give me a fever dream.” This man is so much funnier than I could ever be.

The first story shared with me was fairly innocuous. The couple likes to split up who gets the last crumblies in bags of treats. If they polish off a thing of chocolates one of them gets to tip the bag back and inhale the ghostly whispers of flavor left in the container.

But the item in question was one of those tubs of chocolate salted caramels from Costco.

“Can I finish this?” He asked.

“Go nuts,” they said.

It’s worth noting that N knew this was a terrible idea but it didn’t occur to them to warn him. They simply accepted that their partner wanted to take a face full of sea salt.

He threw back the container and was immediately assaulted get it with the massive granules of salt instead of the chocolate dust he’d been hoping for.

He coughed and choked while N started laughing hysterically and realized a moment too late that he didn’t think about the contents before tossing it back.

But today they shared another story. They were settled up in bed. He was making eye contact with N when he popped a catnip Greenie treat into his mouth. The horror, they informed me, was instantaneous.

“Worse than the caramel salt?” I asked.

“So much worse. Because he did this in a bizarre power play and committed way too hard to the bit.”

When I asked his motivation the sum of it was that he’d been compelled by forces outside his control. He simply obeyed the exhortations of his soul. As a result he stared into his partners soul as tears and regret filled his eyes with each crunch.

The best thing though was that apparently one day N came home to find G in the workshop. He was crouched over an array of M&M’s like a mad scientist, X-acto knife in hand. But he only had green and yellow on his operating table. He was carefully cutting each color in half and sticking yellow to green in a freakish Frankenstein of green and yellow candy coating.

According to N it was a not insignificant number of candies that had been surgically spliced together, an assembly line of confectionary madness.

When they asked what he was doing he informed them he was, “Making Sprite flavor.”

[invincibledc]

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐈𝐍!𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

➣being some dead teen a scientist wanted to experiment on you, is some bullshit. Like no, literally, dug up your body, being so mad disrespectful. And turns out you have electric powers and the power to take part off your body and reattach them. And now you are on the teen team, or whatever this team is called as you just keep messing with these bolts on your neck. It helps with your electric measurement, although you know you shouldn’t use it much to hurt someone. It’s funny to shock Rex a few times, it’s hilarious.

➣ and then there’s mark, eve, and those other extras you don’t really care about. Well, you care about Rae cause she’s hella cool! But obviously the most people that are suddenly all over you is mark and Eve. You’re literally some dead guy brought back to alive as if you are Frankenstein’s son, and these two people wanna be all over you like cats to catnip. Eve always wants to make you comfortable in some ways, and mark just oddly knows your every location. It’s weird and annoying. Plus, you don’t need no fuck ass “heroes” to try and make you feel at “home”. Your real home is [home place] not Chicago. Not this place.

Not here. And not ever.

[bitethedevil]

What do you like about the character of Raphael ?

A Feral Love Letter to the Devil We Know

Oh boy. Here’s my list of why Raphael is like catnip to me (it’s not short and it is possibly a bit extra deranged because I am currently sick).

Purely physical things that convince me that this man was made for me in a lab:

Brown eyes and dark hair has always been my type

The slight stubble and those cheekbones (generally just his whole facial structure is beautiful)

The fucking n o s e <3 <3

Those thick thighs (perfectly sittable and bitable). He is just perfectly shaped.

Those hands he waves in your face all the time and those long fingers (does things to me)

His clothes. Yes, even in cambion form and even the silly clown boots, I love them. It is just all too extra, and I live for it

Everything about his cambion form

I have this crazy theory. There has been made these studies that depending on hormone levels, women are attracted to different kinds of men. At one end of their cycle, they prefer more ‘feminine’ looking men, and on the other end they prefer more traditionally ‘masculine’ looking men. If I get tired of his human form, I get more attracted to his cambion form and the cycle repeats. I think that is why I just do not get tired of staring at this stupid man every day. I know I’m not crazy. It’s science (and we all know I’m a trusted scientist).

Non-physical things that intrigue me:

How expressive he is. I love how his face changes constantly and dramatically with each sentence he speaks. It’s mostly an act but he is so charismatic. He has ‘rizz’ like the kids would say.

I can’t fix him. I don’t want to. His mind games intrigue me. I want to study him like a bug and play mind games with him too (I’m not delusional enough to think I’d win). Let it be toxic as fuck on both parts.

This man is just chucking stones from his glass house like there is no tomorrow. He plays such a big bad devil, but he is really just a little wet cat with a god complex and daddy issues. Not to mention his little hissy fits if any of his perceived weaknesses are pointed out. I find it endearing (unfortunately).

His voice and his eloquence. I love it. Even his shitty poetry. I could listen to it for eternity.

He is so smart. I have been shouting it from the roof tops: he is not stupid. He is always ten steps ahead.

He’s honest. He doesn’t lie and you know where you’ve got him (if you know how to keep up with him).

Genuinely everyone thinks he sucks, both devils and mortals, and yet he thinks he is the shit, either genuinely or as a coping mechanism.

He just such a nuances character if you really dig into it.

Things I relate to:

The scheming and overthinking. Everything is meticulously thought out to the point of obsession. He is playing 4D chess but doesn’t even consider that the other players might just eat the pieces to win. He strikes me as someone who completely overcomplicates things for no reason, and I felt that.

His idea of order is very different from what’s actually orderly. It just has to make sense to him, like ‘what do you mean it’s not orderly to have dead people lying around, trash everywhere, and debtors running around aimlessly in my house? Completely intentional. What’s not clicking?”. I felt that too. There is order to my chaos, and you don’t have to understand it. I get it.

He’s a cringy theater kid with a love for poetry too.

I too find it annoying when other people don’t follow the script I had in mind for the conversation.

Just human enough to understand how human interactions works, but either doesn’t give a shit or genuinely thinks that just spouting vaguely threatening poetry to strangers is a completely normal thing to do.

The obsession and ambition that just completely makes him lose the plot of everything else.

He is just so obsessed with everything being perfect to a point where it almost seems silly.

Acts like he doesn’t care, but actually cares A LOT about how other people perceive him.

I could honestly keep going but you get the picture.

(Thank you for the ask <3)

[rottenpumpkin13]

agszc get hit by a spell that makes them like cats! Ears, tails, purring included!! What’s up with each of them? Which are embarrassed, which are embracing it??

*Cue the absolute catastrophe unfolding in Angeal's office*

Sephiroth: I already feel mildly unnatural. My height, my hair, my eyes… This is just an added stressor. But life has taught me to adapt to my circumstances.

*He proceeds to knock a glass of water off Angeal's desk without breaking eye contact*

Angeal: WHY would you do that?”

Sephiroth: I'm adapting.

Zack, ears flattening: I'm having an existential crisis. I've been Zack The Puppy this whole time, but now I'm half-cat? What does that mean? Am I a cuppy? A pat!?

Genesis: Honestly, this only enhances my allure. Everyone loves cats. I am now, officially, irresistible.

Angeal: All of us need to SIT STILL while I call for materia assistance. Scientists need to handle this, not—

*Sephiroth pushes a pen holder off the desk, office supplies scatter everywhere*

Angeal:

Sephiroth: That was entertaining.

Cloud: I think I'm gonna be sick… Four ears. I can hear everything. I think I just heard Reno breathing from ten floors away.

Angeal: Oh, you poor thing. I have something that can help with that.

*He reaches into his drawer and pulls out a suspicious green packet*

Zack, eyes lighting up: Is that the good kush??

Angeal: IT'S CATNIP

*Cue immediate chaos. Genesis, Zack, and Cloud dive for the catnip. Angeal grabs his emergency umbrella and starts whacking them like he's fending off wild beasts*

Angeal: SEPHIROTH, HELP

*Sephiroth is silently, methodically, trying to cram himself into an empty cardboard box*

Sephiroth: This is the pinnacle of comfort.

Angeal: SERIOUSLY?

[sarahtheslightlymadcrafter]

So I am struggling to get into the Murderbot show. I want to like it, but … eh. I’ve been thinking about it, though, and I do think the reason is because of some of the changes they’ve made from the books. Not just because it’s different, though.

In _All Systems Red_, Book!Murderbot makes the explicit observation that the Preservation Alliance crew are remarkable for getting along with each other and being low drama. They’re generally presented as being competent and professional. I remember a general sense that they’d all done planetary surveys before. These are people who Know What They Are Doing, being thrown into an unknown and complex situation.

Then we have … whatever is happening in the show. Show!PresAuxTeam are not shown to be particularly competent or professional. The throuple/jealousy arc annoys me in part because: y’all. You’re on a very expensive and presumably very important work mission, that is implied to be of a reasonably short duration (a few months). Perhaps the wisest course of action is to avoid adding major relationship changes until after you are no longer on a very important work trip? 

The drama over Mensah taking charge during a crisis is similar - like, Preservation Alliance should have done this before, even if this crew hasn’t. There should be procedures for “in emergency situations, here is how decision making will work.” The others shouldn’t be complaining about not taking the time to get consensus during a crisis. 

And as a comment in another post pointed out: painting the habitat probably voids all kinds of warranties with The Company and would also probably result in fines or charges. A competent/professional planetary survey team wouldn’t do that, even if they wanted to.

(Preservation Alliance itself is shown to be on shakier ground in the show, under pressure to compete & exist alongside the Corporate Rim, while the impression I got from the books was of a stable, functional system.)

We also don’t really see scenes of the crew doing their thing - they are all scientists, but we don’t really see them doing science, so we don’t get to see them being brilliant that way. 

I think this is a big part of why I’m struggling to enjoy Murderbot, not so much because They Changed The Book The Heathens, but because two qualities I really enjoy in my media are (1) competence porn, and (2) interpersonal relationships where the characters really do like/care about each other, and there’s relatively low personal drama. (yes, Leverage is catnip for me). Neither of which is particularly present in the show right now.

[jellymeduza]

October, November and December 2024 updates

Happy New Year, folks! 😊 May it be less screwed that the previous one.

1st of October 2024: name stuffed animals - added two versions compatible with simler90’s Toy Stuffed Animal Fix. If you want use both mine and simler90’s mods, choose Meduza_NameStuffedAnimals_simler90StuffedAnimalFix and make it load after simler90’s mod (do not delete it). If you want all three mods (Gummi’s, simler90’s and my), choose MeduzaGummiTeddyEnablerAutonomyFixesTraitMod_Name_simler90StuffedAnimalFix. Delete Gummi’s mod, but keep simler90’s and make sure my mod loads after simler90’s.

5th of October 2024: blogging increases social need - added three more versions to make my mod compatible with @simnopke’s Diary Writing Fixes - logic tweaks. Make sure my mod loads after Nopke’s.

5th of October 2024: catnip sack, yarn ball as a cat toy - added new interaction on catnip sack - replace. It’s active for teens and older Sims on destroyed catnips. Sims will buy a new catnip and clean up the old one.

12th of October 2024: custom cellphone mod - now custom handheld games don’t sink in the ground if placed on the floor.

15th of October 2024: more drinks from bar - added compatibility plug-in for simler90’s Utility Mod: zz_Meduza_MoreTypesOfDrinksFromBars_simler90_UtilityMod. It should work with both Advanced and Regular versions of Utility Mod. To make my mod compatible with simler90’s mod, keep aforementioned mods in your downloads folder and put my plug-in. Make sure my plug-in loads after my mod and after simler90’s mod.

27th of October 2024: vampires can’t eat food except for blood drinks - added TS4 to TS2 edible plasma foods by @simstralia

27th of October 2024: zombie mod, part 3 of bending mod, poison mod, TSM spy crafting station, turn into Joker, deadly joy buzzer, make fall in love & deadly kiss - interactions can’t be performed on special NPCs anymore

4th of November 2024: frog curse - if the curse expires when a frogified member of the active household is off-lot, that Sim will return home already de-frogified.

20th of November 2024: Doctor Strange’s lamps - added "shaders" versions of lamps. You have to choose one version per lamp type. "Shaders" version requires @crispsandkerosene​‘s Extended StandardMaterial Shader. I also updated "no shaders" version of hanging lamp and of wall lamp - candles in hanging lamp would never glow (even when the lamp was turned on), while candles in wall lamp were always glowing. This is fixed now. I also fixed shadows in every version of wall and standing lamps.

4th of December 2024: TS4 mad scientist for kids and teens, TSM Spy Leather Corset, TSM wizard gold belt buckle for teens, TSM Evil Wizard - added "shaders" version of outfits, making some parts of outfits glowy or reflective. "Shaders" versions require @crispsandkerosene​‘s Extended SimStandardMaterial Shader. I also updated the UV map on TSM Spy Leather Corset - it affects both "no shaders" and "shaders" recolors (the psd file is updated as well).

25th of December 2024: TSM Evil Queen Dress, TSM Forest Wizard, TSM Queen Silk Belt, TSM King Fur Coat - added "shaders" version of outfits, making some parts of outfits reflective. "Shaders" versions require @crispsandkerosene​‘s Extended SimStandardMaterial Shader.

27th of December 2024: TSM Evil Witch, TSM Com Corset Layered Dress - added "shaders" version of outfits, making some parts of outfits reflective. "Shaders" versions require @crispsandkerosene​‘s Extended SimStandardMaterial Shader.

31st of December 2024: various medieval vampire dresses - added "shaders" version of TSM outfits, making some parts of outfits reflective. "Shaders" versions require @crispsandkerosene​‘s Extended SimStandardMaterial Shader. Currently only OneDrive upload is updated (SFS, please start working 🙏) ETA 3rd of January 2025: updated also at SFS.

[linoyes]

home and i have post concert thoughts so 🥲

first of all they were sooooo good the energy was insane and they were so funny 🥹

chan always looks soooo happy to be on stage and its contagious my cheeks were hurting after from smiling 😭😭😭 love that guy sm

lino was so silly yday u would think hyunjin had rolled in catnip the way he was laying and dancing on him

HAN DID HIS MIROH RAP IN FRONT OF US......... PEOPLE DIED

one of the girls behind me saw her name on the screen during cinema and the girl next to her was crying 😭😭😭 also seungmin trying to find jennifer f after to make sure the names were real 😭

hyunjin was on fire every time the screen showed him im pretty sure i looked like this :O

felix saying cooked a million times and chan saying he was hooked on cooked... shaking him shaking him

when they had split up the floors to see who was loudest and seungmin said who wants me.. amazing that i still have my voice.. and then he had us booing the other floors 😌 we love an instigator

seungmin wearing a braves jersey towards the end 😭😭😭 i grew up w my grandparents being huge braves fans and them taking us to games so just a full circle moment for me

for chk chk boom i think? the screen in front of us had glitched out in the middle and lino looked back so confused he stopped walking for a sec.. for some reason very endearing to me waiting for scientists to get back to me on that one

as much as i was sad abt not seeing the solos live the duets were so good i was rly trying to not record the whole time but after truman started i had to whip my phone right tf back out like 😭 the energy and vocals for all of them.. insane

2min trying to get us to sing cinema for them but it died off and lino was giving everyone the 🤨 and seungmin going u guys are the best singers like we didn't fail him aldhdk

really amazing to me that they are always working so hard and yet still have so much energy to give for concerts they deserve every bit of success they have and more 🫶 tldr i love skz a normal amount and definitely didnt cry on the way home

[voidandabyssal]

Hi, it's me again! Could I please request the UT and US Bros with a neko s/o that can also shift into a cat? And does like, cat things such as wanting pets, getting in their lap, and mewing like a cat. Bonus points if they also have an adorable kitten sneeze lol

Let’s dive right in!

Sans:

Loves the kitty form

Nothing like you, your partner, and the nice hot sun to soak in

Honestly papyrus will probably always find you two napping together

He also loves petting you

Sans loves soft things, like your fur or your fluffy little kitty ears!!

He almost has to hold back on begging you to cuddle him in your cat form

Papyrus:

Bro probably thinks it’s a totally normal human thing to do

“Hm, yes, my human S/O has cat ears and the ability to turn into an animal. Yes that totally seems like a normal human thing to do”

Jokes aside, he loves giving you pets

He didn’t think he would. He’s never really pet anything before (except for the occasional royal guard dog) but he does

You might actually convince him to take a nap if you settle in his lap, purring

MIGHT is the key word though,

He’s still an energetic man!

Blue (US sans):

When you first meet Blue is definitely curious about you

He’s never seen a human with cat ears before! He actually runs up to you and starts asking questions

That’s your little meet cute

Anyways, he loves your fur,

He especially loves brushing it

He finds it so relaxing to comb through your cat fur, keeping it nice and shiny and free from dirt.

He loves your purring as well

Nothing better than after a long day of work getting to lay your head on your partners chest and listen to them purr😩

Stretch (US papyrus):

He notes your odd appearance but doesn’t care enough to ask

He figures he can just find out from the internet anyhow

He secretly bought a red laser pen and when he’s bored he shines it near you

Stretch can’t help but cackle as you tackle Blue trying to get that damn red dot

He’s like sans, in where they both love to snuggle you

Stretch will just pick you up, yes even in your human form, and drag you to wherever he wants to cuddle. Usually the bed or couch

Stretch is also just a little curious on how cat like you are in your animal form

Do you like cat food? Will you knock over a glass of water? Will catnip get you high (it definitely does)

He goes a little mad scientist trying to get these answers

[boatem-probler]

I'm Watching Tokyo Soul So You Don't Have To!

You Are Here! / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / Wrap-Up

So there's this 2015 Minecraft roleplay series that Grian was in. It's very bad and very, ah, dated, but it's also very full of Grian Angst, so people like to use it in their fanfiction.

A couple years ago, @paranoidpug watched every episode of the first season of this series, called Yandere High School, and wrote summaries of it, so people could learn what all those fanfics were referencing without having to actually watch the thing. They're very good summaries!

@sketchygainedyoursoul took over to do the second season, Tokyo Soul, but it seems like they never got past episode 8, so I've decided to take up the mantle of Tokyo Soul Chronicler. I know how it ends, and unfortunately it's like catnip to me, so this was inevitable really.

Also I'm starting from the beginning, because I'm using a different format and I wanted consistency I guess.

Content warnings for briefly mentioned violence, stalking, and uh... idk how to describe what's going on with Geode. Generally creepy behavior from an adult to a minor is broad enough I think. But in like, a mad scientist way? Yeah.

And Now... The Episodes Without Grian In Them

(I'm really selling this, huh...)

Episode 1 – New Beginning!

You are now sitting.

Sam, Taurtis, and Dom are in a train. They've just arrived in Tokyo. Sam told Taurtis they were going to Disneyland, because Taurtis doesn’t like big cities. Grian is not there.

Okami, their former teacher, has tasked them with navigating from the train station to a restaurant called “SushiWushi”. Let’s see how The Boys mess this one up!

They encounter a skeevy old man named Old Kurokuma outside the train station.

They get someone else named Igbar von Squid to show them the way to SushiWushi, but Sam wants to “mingle” by the dumpsters instead.

I’m now running the video back, because I want to see exactly how long it takes them to get to this restaurant.

Also Dom has the best outfit of the three.

“I’m starting to get spooked. Why’d you even come back here, Taurtis?” says Sam.

They encounter someone literally named “Suspicious Person” burning money in a fire, who offers them “sugar”. They jump over the fire to get away, with varying degrees of success.

“STOP DROP AND RICKROLL” – Dom

They do their “look both ways even though there are no moving cars in existence” bit. If I was Igbar I woulda just left them by this point. Igbar is visibly slumping.

The creepy old man is still following them, also.

They arrive at SushiWushi! It took them 10 minutes and 16 seconds (if my math is right). Honestly? I thought they wouldn’t be there before the episode was over, so good on them.

I’m obsessed with how their Minecraft avatars’ arms move when they’re sitting, by the way, it makes them look like a kid pretending to drive their parents’ car.

Sam and Taurtis both mention feeling uncomfortable around girls with knives.

Taurtis is arguing about pufferfish, Sam is trying to steal sushi from the next table over, Dom is… getting into a fistfight in the background?

Luckily, the person they were supposed to meet, Kiyu, arrives, and WHOA THEY HAVE A VOICE.

Kiyu begins showing them around.

Episode 2 – FIRST SCHOOL DAY!

Kiyu is bad with directions.

Old Kurokuma is STILL following them.

Kiyu shows them their house, they’re very excited about how fancy it is. Kiyu assures them that most of their stuff is there.

Dom is going to live in the dumpster outside apparently.

Kurokuma is outside their house now.

“We’re in the witness protection program, but I feel SO much more unsafe than we were before” – Taurtis. And from what I know it only gets worse!

The next morning, the boys attempt to make their way to school, but they don’t know where it is. They ask a student passing by, then decide to “jump ‘em” when they’re too shy to answer the question.

Taurtis, running over to a group of other students: “Can I hang out with you guys? Can you be my new friends?”

Sam asks Dom for a high five. Dom punches Sam. Sam dies. They continue walking to school.

Taurtis: “I miss our old school, I bet this one’s not even haunted.” Sam: “We could make it haunted!”

At school, they meet back up with Kiyu, who also goes there apparently, and she takes them to get their schedules from Señor Loro, who is wearing a luchador mask and what appears to be a Christmas sweater.

Señor Loro drops them through a trapdoor into a secret wrestling ring. They must wrestle him for their schedules, obviously.

Oh dang they actually have Four Whole Classes this time.

Episode 3 – TEACHER TORI!

On the way to their lockers, one of the other students, Greentama, who is wearing a One Punch Man outfit, one-punches them for jaywalking.

“There’s some weird stuff in these lockers.” – Kiyu

Their first class is with Teacher Tori, who is supposed to be Toriel from Undertale I think? She teaches Agriculture, apparently.

Creepy Man Update: He Is Still There

They go out to the courtyard to collect flowers. We learn that Kiyu avoids the sun.

We also learn that Señor Loro is the guidance counselor.

“Fish are just flowers that swim in the ocean.” – Taurtis

Their next class is Dr. Nurse MD’s Class of Not Dying!

Taurtis does not understand what witness protection is.

Dr. Nurse MD is teaching CPR. He asks for a volunteer from the audience. Taurtis gets volunteered. Dr. Nurse MD does not understand what CPR is. Somehow Taurtis survives.

By this, I mean that Dr. Nurse MD’s conception of CPR is: Choke the other person, and then throw stuff at them. Now pair up and try it on each other!

[Choked Out by The Mountain Goats playing in the background]

Episode 4 – DON’T DROWN!

Time for lunch!

One of the kids who was in Nurse MD’s class is stumbling around coughing up blood, it seems. Lovely.

Sam and Taurtis decide to eat lunch on the high diving board, where they witness someone almost drown.

Time for gym class! The PacerGram Fitness Test is a–

They do laps around the gym. Gym Teacher Helena loves pain, it seems. Also she has quite a bit of favoritism towards Kiyu.

The kid who was coughing up blood earlier is NOT looking good.

Episode 5 – CREEPY TEACHER!

Their last class is in classroom 12, which has a number 4 outside of the door, and also a gold key and a bottle of Mountain Dew. The floor inside is covered in mushrooms, and the teacher, Professor Geode Rocks, is sitting on a throne. He addresses his students as “subjects” and “my children”. There are chains hanging from the ceiling. The boys are very uncomfortable.

Geode calls the new kids to the front of the class and asks for their medical records. Also, every time he says someone’s name, he says it in all caps.

Taurtis starts listing out all of the physical trauma he’s suffered. Geode decides the three of them are “not good candidates”.

Geode gives them homework: Collect as much trash as possible. Extra points for blood, hair, and nails.

“Wait an Earth Second,” says Professor Geode, much like an Earthling would.

He starts sniffing Taurtis. Taurtis is “the one”. Now his plan can finally be a success. He pulls a hair out from Taurtis’s head. Taurtis does NOT like any of this. Even Sam is vocally weirded out. Geode starts yelling about world domination as the bell rings.

Sam: “We can’t go back, we’re in witness protection.” Taurtis: “I don’t feel protected here!”

Taurtis: “I’ve never felt so unsafe in my life.”

This school’s Yelp review is going to be real bad.

Sam: “This is for a class, Mr. Geode told us we had to get blood.” Señor Loro: “CLASSIC GEODE. He is eccentric.”

Creepy Man Update: Still.

I'm probably gonna do 1 school day per post from this point, it's a good way of breaking things up.

Next Time... Grian!

[janeykath318]

James T. Kirk x Reader Masterlist

All of these are for Chris Pine's Kirk.

Newlywed Kisses

Kissing Scars

Mr. April

Comic Con

Wolves And Hypos

No Gold Allowed

Your Secret Valentine

Fainting On Jim

F*** You (soulmate AU)

A Sudden Confession

Fall Drabble

Green And Gold

Post Wedding Snack

Creatures Of The Night 1 (Vampire Kirk)

Boldy Going Buff

Trouble In Paradise

The Pact

The Sweet Scientist

We'll Make It Work

Stop Hogging The Blankets!

Captains And Catnip

Elopement Drabble

Mercy Date

Neighbors

Insubordination

Good Medicine

The Leather Look

Kiss, Marry, Kill

The Prince And You

The Prince And You 2

The Prince And You 3

The Prince And You 4

The Prince And You 5

You, Jim and the Dadmiral

The Oops Text

Stranded

Starfleet Matchmaking

Starfleet Matchmaking 2

Let Me In

Buying The Space Farm

Farm Girl

Another Cultural Misunderstanding

Ripped

Blue Hair

Tempting

Elven Adventures

New Year's Fun

Marco Polo

Captains And Dungeons

Frozen In Time

[smallpwbbles]

Does biolizard Shadow react to…

Lizard-nip?

I feel like I can see the Goober scientists on the Ark developing something like this to keep shadow calm during testing instead of pumping him full of heavy sedatives

It’s not actually catnip or whatever but they scientists are little goobers and would defo call it lizard nip cause the way Shadow reacts to it reminds them of cats